A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.
Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony.
You might think that after thousands of years of coming up too soon and getting frozen, the crocus family would have had a little sense knocked into it.
If Mr. Einstein doesn't like the natural laws of the universe, let him go back to where he came from.
We call ourselves a free nation, and yet we let ourselves be told what cabs we can and can't take by a man at a hotel door, simply because he has a drum major's uniform on.
We are constantly being surprised that people did things well before we were born.
There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them.
There is a note in the front of the volume saying that no public reading may be given without first getting the author's permission. It ought to be made much more difficult to do than that.
The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
The freelance writer is a man who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps.
The biggest obstacle to professional writing is the necessity for changing a typewriter ribbon.
Other men wear white suits in summer and it doesn't seem to bother them. But my white suit seems to be a little whiter than theirs. I think also that it may have something written on the back of it, although I can't find it when I take the suit off.
Nothing makes a man feel older than to hear a band coming up the street and not to have the impulse to rush downstairs and out on to the sidewalk.
Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, owing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are talking about.