Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you'll find the real tinsel underneath.

So little time and so little to do.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.

Once Dwight Eisenhower makes up his mind, he's full of indecision.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.