Of all follies there is none greater than wanting to make the world a better place.
No matter what Aristotle and the Philosophers say, nothing is equal to tobacco; it's the passion of the well-bred, and he who lives without tobacco lives a life not worth living.
Love is often the fruit of marriage.
It's true Heaven forbids some pleasures, but a compromise can usually be found.
Oh, I may be devout, but I am human all the same.
It is a fine seasoning for joy to think of those we love.
It is a strange enterprise to make respectable people laugh.
I live on good soup, not on fine words.
I prefer a pleasant vice to an annoying virtue.
I want to be distinguished from the rest; to tell the truth, a friend to all mankind is not a friend for me.
If everyone were clothed with integrity, if every heart were just, frank, kindly, the other virtues would be well-nigh useless.
If you suppress grief too much, it can well redouble.
Don't appear so scholarly, pray. Humanize your talk, and speak to be understood.
It infuriates me to be wrong when I know I'm right.
People of quality know everything without ever having learned anything.