Writing is like prostitution. First you do it for love, and then for a few close friends, and then for money.
The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit.
Frenchmen have an unlimited capacity for gallantry and indulge it on every occasion.
Grammar, which knows how to control even kings.
Ah! how annoying that the law doesn't allow a woman to change husbands just as one does shirts.
Some of the most famous books are the least worth reading. Their fame was due to their having done something that needed to be doing in their day. The work is done and the virtue of the book has expired.
The duty of comedy is to correct men by amusing them.
The greater the obstacle, the more glory in overcoming it.
The more we love our friends, the less we flatter them; it is by excusing nothing that pure love shows itself.
There are pretenders to piety as well as to courage.
There is no praise to bear the sort that you put in your pocket.
There's nothing quite like tobacco: it's the passion of decent folk, and whoever lives without tobacco doesn't deserve to live.
To marry a fool is to be no fool.
True, Heaven prohibits certain pleasures; but one can generally negotiate a compromise.
We die only once, and for such a long time.