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The first thing you do when you get out to center field is put up your finger and check the wind chill factor.
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First
Wind
He's so ugly he should have to wear an oxygen mask.
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Ugly
He's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul.
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Ugly
I don't get upset over things I can control, because if I can control them there's no sense in getting upset. And I don't get upset over things I can't control, because if I can't control them there's no sense in getting upset.
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Control
Sense
It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking.
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Today
Walking
These guys are so old they're eligible for meals on wheels.
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Old
We'll do all right if we can capitalize on our mistakes.
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Mistakes
Right
What was the name of that dog on 'Rin Tin Tin'?
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Name
My goals are to hit .300, score 100 runs, and stay injury-prone.
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Goals
Injury