Bad humor is an evasion of reality; good humor is an acceptance of it.
Never forget that only dead fish swim with the stream.
My opinion, my conviction, gains immensely in strength and sureness the minute a second mind as adopted it.
It was a somber place, haunted by old jokes and lost laughter. Life, as I discovered, holds no more wretched occupation than trying to make the English laugh.
I can say that I never knew what joy was like until I gave up pursuing happiness, or cared to live until I chose to die. For these two discoveries I am beholden to Jesus.
How do I know pornography depraves and corrupts? It depraves and corrupts me.
History will see advertising as one of the real evil things of our time. It is stimulating people constantly to want things, want this, want that.
He was not only a bore; he bored for England.
Few men of action have been able to make a graceful exit at the appropriate time.
One of the many pleasures of old age is giving things up.
Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message.
Good taste and humor are a contradiction in terms, like a chaste whore.
This horror of pain is a rather low instinct and... if I think of human beings I've known and of my own life, such as it is, I can't recall any case of pain which didn't, on the whole, enrich life.
One of the peculiar sins of the twentieth century which we've developed to a very high level is the sin of credulity. It has been said that when human beings stop believing in God they believe in nothing. The truth is much worse: they believe in anything.
Travel, of course, narrows the mind.