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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.

Lily Tomlin

Now

Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.

I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.

Lily Tomlin

Deep

Language

I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.

I've always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific.

Lily Tomlin

Now

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

Lily Tomlin

Love

Question

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?

If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.

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Books

Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest - then we can all die laughing.

Lily Tomlin

Survival

It's my belief we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.

Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.