You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
Yes, I think I have the best swing on the Tour. Why have scores comedown in the last ten years? Partly because they are imitating me.
When it comes to the game of life, I figure I've played the whole course.
There is no such thing as natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls.
There are two things that won't last long in this world, and that's dogs chasing cars and pros putting for pars.
My divorce came to me as a complete surprise. That's what happens when you haven't been home in eighteen years.
The most interesting guy I've ever played with was King Hassan of Morocco. I went over there on a trip in the early 1970s, and the King and I played five holes. I've never been that nervous in my life.
My wife doesn't care what I do when I'm away, as long as I don't have a good time.
Pressure is when you play for five dollars a hole with only two in your pocket.
Pressure is playing for ten dollars when you don't have a dime in your pocket.
Nobody but you and your caddie care what you do out there, and if your caddie is betting against you, he doesn't care, either.
I have an orthopedic pillow that's made out of a sponge material. I have a plate in my throat, and I have to be careful or I could end up with a bad neck in the morning. That pillow is a must everywhere I go.
I adore the game of golf. I won't ever retire.
His nerve, his memory, and I can't remember the third thing.
Golf isn't just my business, it's my hobby.