As I grow to understand life less and less I grow to love it more and more.
Man who waits for roast duck to fly into mouth must wait very, very long time.
Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
It is not how old you are, but how you are old.
If you are afraid of being lonely, don't try to be right.
I finally know what distinguishes man from the other beasts: financial worries.
I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
Fame is a constant effort.
Failure is not our only punishment for laziness; there is also the success of others.
Don't tell a woman she's pretty; tell her there's no other woman like her, and all roads will open to you.
Never does one feel oneself so utterly helpless as in trying to speak comfort for great bereavement. I will not try it. Time is the only comforter for the loss of a mother.
An optimist is a driver who thinks that empty space at the curb won't have a hydrant beside it.
A cold in the head causes less suffering than an idea.
A beautiful line of verse has twelve feet, and two wings.
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.