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I always feel like an interloper when I do serious drama. It's my own paranoia.

Johnny Vegas

Drama

Paranoia

If an original piece of wardrobe came up from Star Wars, I'd probably spend a lot of money on it.

Johnny Vegas

Money

I've got too much respect for stand-ups to call myself one.

Johnny Vegas

Respect

I'm getting positive feedback for my acting so we'll see if any other interesting parts come up.

Johnny Vegas

Positive

Acting

I trained to be a priest - started to. I went to seminary school when I was 11. I wanted to be a priest, but when they told me I could never have sex, not even on my birthday, I changed my mind.

I also want to return to doing stand-up. I've become frightened of live audiences. This is a really telling sign that I need to go back on the comedy circuit again.

I actually enjoy being heckled; it keeps it interesting, and I think it is a nice feeling for people once they have left the show.

Had I become a priest, the sermons would've been electric!

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Sermons

For the greater good, I thought I should be a spiritual leader for people for some reason.

It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether.

With stand-up you've just got that one chance. Audiences can be quite fickle.

Johnny Vegas

Audiences

Chance

You can sway an audience if you win the women over. The gentlemen will follow 'cause they can be so foolish like that at times, they are easily led.

When I wasn't as attractive as I am now, I suffered at the hands of cruel children and their taunts until I realised that confidence and a bit of aesthetic care can overcome that.

We all have days where we can't pronounce things or give it the emotion it deserves.

Johnny Vegas

Emotion

I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday party, you couldn't pay me enough.