Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.
Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.
When turkeys mate they think of swans.
We're more effective than birth control pills.
The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.
Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: "Are your ready?"
People will pay more to be entertained than educated.
New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved.
I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.
For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.
For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined.
I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive.