I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.'

A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.

I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.

I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.

I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

I have no methods; all I do is accept people as they are.

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.

I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.

Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be.

Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'.

Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you.

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer.

Yeah, I read history. But it doesn't make you nice. Hitler read history, too.

Boy George is all England needs - another queen who can't dress.