The things in my songs are the edited highlights of my life. I don't go seeking out strange sexual experiences every day of the week.
Its OK to grow up, just as long as you don't grow old. Face it you are young.
I got a pair of red, synthetic satin women's pants through the post the other day with a phone number on. That was quite strange. I haven't tried the phone number. In times of stress I may.
Anyone who thinks they're sexy needs their head checked.
We've always been a bit out of touch with reality.