I was about half in love with her by the time we sat down. That's the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty... you fall half in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are.
People never notice anything.
People never believe you.
Mothers are all slightly insane.
Its really hard to be roommates with people if your suitcases are much better than theirs.
It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to.
I'm the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life.
I'm sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.
They didn't act like people and they didn't act like actors. It's hard to explain. They acted more like they knew they were celebrities and all. I mean they were good, but they were too good.
You take somebody that cries their goddam eyes out over phoney stuff in the movies, and nine times out of ten they're mean bastards at heart.
I don't even like old cars. I'd rather have a goddam horse. A horse is at least human, for God's sake.
I am a kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.
How long should a man's legs be? Long enough to touch the ground.
He had a theory, Walt did, that the religious life, and all the agony that goes with it, is just something God sics on people who have the gall to accuse Him of having created an ugly world.
Goddam money. It always ends up making you blue as hell.