If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing badly.
If I can put one touch of rosy sunset into the life of any man or woman, I shall feel that I have worked with God.
If I had only one sermon to preach it would be a sermon against pride.
If you do not understand a man you cannot crush him. And if you do understand him, very probably you will not.
It is as healthy to enjoy sentiment as to enjoy jam.
Coincidences are spiritual puns.
It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it.
It isn't that they can't see the solution. It is that they can't see the problem.
Journalism is popular, but it is popular mainly as fiction. Life is one world, and life seen in the newspapers is another.
Journalism largely consists of saying "Lord Jones is Dead" to people who never knew that Lord Jones was alive.
Tradition means giving votes to the most obscure of all classes, our ancestors. It is the democracy of the dead. Tradition refuses to submit to that arrogant oligarchy who merely happen to be walking around.
Let your religion be less of a theory and more of a love affair.
Love means to love that which is unlovable; or it is no virtue at all.
Lying in bed would be an altogether perfect and supreme experience if only one had a colored pencil long enough to draw on the ceiling.
Man does not live by soap alone; and hygiene, or even health, is not much good unless you can take a healthy view of it or, better still, feel a healthy indifference to it.