Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor.
Patriotism is often an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles.
Great art is as irrational as great music. It is mad with its own loveliness.
Criticism is the windows and chandeliers of art: it illuminates the enveloping darkness in which art might otherwise rest only vaguely discernible, and perhaps altogether unseen.
Criticism is the art of appraising others at one's own value.
A life spent in constant labor is a life wasted, save a man be such a fool as to regard a fulsome obituary notice as ample reward.
A man admires a woman not for what she says, but what she listens to.
A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy.
An actor without a playwright is like a hole without a doughnut.
Bad officials are the ones elected by good citizens who do not vote.
Beauty makes idiots sad and wise men merry.
Common sense, in so far as it exists, is all for the bourgeoisie. Nonsense is the privilege of the aristocracy. The worries of the world are for the common people.
A man's wife is his compromise with the illusion of his first sweetheart.