People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don't care what people think.
One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like.
Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.
When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands.
The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat.
When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or candle. I'm sure it made the work seem that much more urgent.
When someone is impatient and says, "I haven't got all day," I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day?
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.
I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.