Beauty is a short-lived tyranny.
Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended.
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
Choose silence of all virtues, for by it you hear other men's imperfections, and conceal your own.
First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity.
I am a Christian. That obliges me to be a Communist.
Human beings are the only animals of which I am thoroughly and cravenly afraid.
Home life is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo.
Hell is full of musical amateurs.
Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from history.
He's a man of great common sense and good taste - meaning thereby a man without originality or moral courage.
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
Do not waste your time on Social Questions. What is the matter with the poor is Poverty; what is the matter with the rich is Uselessness.
General consultant to mankind.
England and America are two countries separated by the same language.