Do not try to live forever. You will not succeed.
Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same.
Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.
Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.
Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.
Cruelty would be delicious if one could only find some sort of cruelty that didn't really hurt.
Clever and attractive women do not want to vote; they are willing to let men govern as long as they govern men.
Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends.
Censorship ends in logical completeness when nobody is allowed to read any books except the books that nobody reads.
Every man over forty is a scoundrel.
Beware of the man who does not return your blow: he neither forgives you nor allows you to forgive yourself.
Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.
Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.
Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?