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Sometimes you have to look reality in the eye, and deny it.

Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough.

It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars.

The funniest line in English is "Get it?" When you say that, everyone chortles.

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose.

They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.