Most rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, for people who can't read.

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.

Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.

Without deviation progress is not possible.

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we'd all love one another.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what's missing is the eyebrows.

Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.