The most destructive criticism is indifference.
The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
The underdog often starts the fight, and occasionally the upper dog deserves to win.
The way out of trouble is never as simple as the way in.
The worst feeling in the world is the homesickness that comes over a man occasionally when he is at home.
There is only one thing people like that is good for them; a good night's sleep.
To be an ideal guest, stay at home.
The little trouble in the world that is not due to love is due to friendship.
Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other.
A man will do more for his stubbornness than for his religion or his country.
A modest man is usually admired, if people ever hear of him.
A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast.
A woman who can't forgive should never have more than a nodding acquaintance with a man.
All of the troubles that some people have in life is that which they married into.
Don't abuse your friends and expect them to consider it criticism.