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A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.

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Vacation

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

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Baseball

Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.

Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.

He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.

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Play

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

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Car

Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.

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Ability

One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.

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Blood

Pressure

Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldn't be done.

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Boss

Nothing

Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in the air.

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Ability

Earth

Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect.

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Age

Middle age

Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money?

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.