Fate often puts all the material for happiness and prosperity into a man's hands just to see how miserable he can make himself with them.
Fishing is a delusion entirely surrounded by liars in old clothes.
Happiness is the interval between periods of unhappiness.
Honesty is a good thing, but it is not profitable to its possessor unless it is kept under control.
I have often noticed that ancestors never boast of the descendants who boast of ancestors. I would rather start a family than finish one. Blood will tell, but often it tells too much.
I would rather start a family than finish one.
If you want to get rich from writing, write the sort of thing that's read by persons who move their lips when they're reading to themselves.
An idea is not responsible for the people who believe in it.
In all systems of theology the devil figures as a male person. Yes, it is women who keep the church going.
Ideas pull the trigger, but instinct loads the gun.
Did you ever notice that when a politician does get an idea he usually gets it all wrong.
By the time a bartender knows what drink a man will have before he orders, there is little else about him worth knowing.
Blood will tell, but often it tells too much.
A demagogue is a person with whom we disagree as to which gang should mismanage the country.
In order to influence a child, one must be careful not to be that child's parent or grandparent.