If I want to wear a dress, I'll wear a dress.

The NBA believes if you play for a team and get paid by a team, you're the property of that team for 24 hours a day.

The doors fly open when you're a professional athlete.

My feet are like gnarled old tree branches.

In jail I was just like everybody else, I was sitting there praying, feeling caged.

If you're going to have sex, use a condom.

I'm trying to find new ways to make this game more attractive.

I'm nothing more than a sports slave.

The NBA's chosen ones think I'm setting a bad example? I think they need to look around and stop taking themselves so seriously.

I'm hungrier than those other guys out there. Every rebound is a personal challenge.

To hang out in a gay bar or put on a sequined halter top makes me feel like a total person.

I'm not one of those leeching sons of bitches. I want to earn everything I get.

I'm the basketball version of a gravedigger.

I want to do for rebounds what Michael Jordan did for dunks.

You watch some teams these days and you wonder if they just met on the playground and decided to choose up sides.