Love is when each person is more concerned for the other than for one's self.

Diplomacy, n. is the art of letting somebody else have your way.

Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally.

Love is staying up all night with a sick child - or a healthy adult.

Television enables you to be entertained in your home by people you wouldn't have in your home.

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home.

Vote Labor and you build castles in the air. Vote Conservative and you can live in them.