The first half of our lives are ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
The best that we can do is to be kindly and helpful toward our friends and fellow passengers who are clinging to the same speck of dirt while we are drifting side by side to our common doom.
Someday I hope to write a book where the royalties will pay for the copies I give away.
Some of you say religion makes people happy. So does laughing gas.
None meet life honestly and few heroically.
Lost causes are the only ones worth fighting for.
No other offense has ever been visited with such severe penalties as seeking to help the oppressed.
The only real lawyers are trial lawyers, and trial lawyers try cases to juries.
Working people have alot of bad habits, but the worst of these is work.