I don't like spinach, and I'm glad I don't, because if I liked it I'd eat it, and I just hate it.
I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.
I have suffered from being misunderstood, but I would have suffered a hell of a lot more if I had been understood.
I never wanted to see anybody die, but there are a few obituary notices I have read with pleasure.
If a man is happy in America, it is considered he is doing something wrong.
If you lose the power to laugh, you lose the power to think.
I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure - that is all that agnosticism means.
Just think of the tragedy of teaching children not to doubt.
History repeats itself, and that's one of the things that's wrong with history.
In spite of all the yearnings of men, no one can produce a single fact or reason to support the belief in God and in personal immortality.
I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure - that is all that agnosticism means.
I do not believe in God because I do not believe in Mother Goose.
Justice has nothing to do with what goes on in a courtroom; Justice is what comes out of a courtroom.
I am a friend of the working man, and I would rather be his friend, than be one.
Calvin Coolidge was the greatest man who ever came out of Plymouth Corner, Vermont.