There are no hopeless situations; there are only men who have grown hopeless about them.
Nature abhors a virgin - a frozen asset.
No good deed goes unpunished.
Politicians talk themselves red, white, and blue in the face.
Technological man can't believe in anything that can't be measured, taped, or put into a computer.
You know, that's the only good thing about divorce; you get to sleep with your mother.
The women who inspired this play deserved to be smacked across the head with a meat ax and that, I flatter myself, is exactly what I smacked them with.
Lying increases the creative faculties, expands the ego, and lessens the frictions of social contacts.
There is nothing harder than the softness of indifference.
There is nothing like a good dose of another woman to make a man appreciate his wife.
They say that women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men.
They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men.
Thoughts have no sex.
Women know what men have long forgotten. The ultimate economic and spiritual unit of any civilization is still the family.
The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face.