If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself.
I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.
I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.
Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it really is.
Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.
I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.