A pun is not bound by the laws which limit nicer wit. It is a pistol let off at the ear; not a feather to tickle the intellect.
A book reads the better which is our own, and has been so long known to us, that we know the topography of its blots, and dog's ears, and can trace the dirt in it to having read it at tea with buttered muffins.
Boys are capital fellows in their own way, among their mates; but they are unwholesome companions for grown people.
Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected.
We grow gray in our spirit long before we grow gray in our hair.
We gain nothing by being with such as ourselves. We encourage one another in mediocrity. I am always longing to be with men more excellent than myself.
My motto is: Contented with little, yet wishing for more.
The teller of a mirthful tale has latitude allowed him. We are content with less than absolute truth.
The red-letter days, now become, to all intents and purposes, dead-letter days.
The most common error made in matters of appearance is the belief that one should disdain the superficial and let the true beauty of one's soul shine through. If there are places on your body where this is a possibility, you are not attractive - you are leaking.
The measure of choosing well, is, whether a man likes and finds good in what he has chosen.
The man must have a rare recipe for melancholy, who can be dull in Fleet Street.
The human species, according to the best theory I can form of it, is composed of two distinct races, the men who borrow and the men who lend.
The greatest pleasure I know is to do a good action by stealth and have it found out by accident.
Some people have a knack of putting upon you gifts of no real value, to engage you to substantial gratitude. We thank them for nothing.