I want to make someone walk straight, but I've left my sons nothing but wars.

I get a wild hair up my nose and I want to go.

I only go to mass when somebody asks me, but when I get in trouble I call for a priest.

I'm too young for Medicare and too old for broads to care.

I've made upwards of a million bucks in the cops-and-robbers business.

It's hard to explain why I like Europe so much.

My father was always telling himself no one was perfect, not even my mother.

When people tell you they saw your last picture - well, the way they say it sounds like they hope it was.

I have a jaundiced eye but a young mind.

I've made my peace with myself.