That's the thing about jazz: it's free flowing, it comes from your soul.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Nobody is more truthful when he's acting than De Niro.

My granddaughter's birth has made me want to create things she will love.

I'm comfortable being old... being black... being Jewish.

Gentlemen, start your egos.

From the first time I saw Sid Caesar be funny I knew that's what I had to do.

Even when I was in school shows, in elementary school doing plays, I'd always go off book and start improvising.

Change is such hard work.

I can't be funny if my feet don't feel right.

Well, the way things are going, aside from wheat and auto parts, America's biggest export is now the Oscar.