Fame has sent a number of celebrities off the deep end, and in the case of Michael Jackson, to the kiddy pool.
Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
Curious people are intersting people, I wonder why that is.
The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs.
Clinton left the White House with all the class of an XFL halftime show.
Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
President Bush is supporting Arnold but a lot of Republicans are not, because he is actually quite liberal. Karl Rove said if his father wasn't a Nazi, he wouldn't have any credibility with conservatives at all.
Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don't need.
Whenever the people are for gay marriage or medical marijuana or assisted suicide, suddenly the "will of the people" goes out the window.
When you want to make it clear to the rest of the world that you are not an imperialist, the best countries to have with you are Britain and Spain.
What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers, Republican congressmen do to the country.
We need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels and free thinkers. It's overrun with sheep and conformists.
We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly.
We are a nation that is unenlightened because of religion. I do believe that. I think religion stops people from thinking. I think it justified crazies.