Good actors I've worked with all started out making faces in a mirror, and you keep making faces all your life.
Gay Liberation? I ain't against it, it's just that there's nothing in it for me.
I've always liked men better than women.
Everybody has a heart. Except some people.
I work to stay alive.
Basically, I believe the world is a jungle, and if it's not a bit of a jungle in the home, a child cannot possibly be fit to enter the outside world.
Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work.
An affair now and then is good for a marriage. It adds spice, stops it from getting boring... I ought to know.
Acting should be bigger than life. Scripts should be bigger than life. It should all be bigger than life.
A sure way to lose happiness, I found, is to want it at the expense of everything else.
From the moment I was six I felt sexy. And let me tell you it was hell, sheer hell, waiting to do something about it.
Today everyone is a star - they're all billed as 'starring' or 'also starring'. In my day, we earned that recognition.
That's me: an old kazoo with some sparklers.
The best time I ever had with Joan Crawford was when I pushed her down the stairs in Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?
The key to life is accepting challenges. Once someone stops doing this, he's dead.