For me, a hearty "belly laugh" is one of the beautiful sounds in the world.

The Detroit String Quartet played Brahms last night. Brahms lost.

A pat on the back, through only a few vertebrae removed from a kick in the pants, is miles ahead in results.

A person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed.

Fame - anyone who says he doesn't like it is crazy.

The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed.

Gross ignorance is 144 times worse than ordinary ignorance.

The Atomic Age is here to stay - but are we?

Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.

Good manners: The noise you don't make when you're eating soup.