Being a husband is a whole-time job. That is why so many husbands fail. They cannot give their entire attention to it.
A cause may be inconvenient, but it's magnificent. It's like champagne or high heels, and one must be prepared to suffer for it.
A first-rate organizer is never in a hurry. He is never late. He always keeps up his sleeve a margin for the unexpected.
Any change, even a change for the better, is always accompanied by drawbacks and discomforts.
Does there, I wonder, exist a being who has read all, or approximately all, that the person of average culture is supposed to have read, and that not to have read is a social sin? If such a being does exist, surely he is an old, a very old man.
Happiness includes chiefly the idea of satisfaction after full honest effort. No one can possibly be satisfied and no one can be happy who feels that in some paramount affairs he failed to take up the challenge of life.
If egotism means a terrific interest in one's self, egotism is absolutely essential to efficient living.
It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and superior impartiality.
Journalists say a thing that they know isn't true, in the hope that if they keep on saying it long enough it will be true.
Mother is far too clever to understand anything she does not like.
Much ingenuity with a little money is vastly more profitable and amusing than much money without ingenuity.
Of all the inhabitants of the inferno, none but Lucifer knows that hell is hell, and the secret function of purgatory is to make of heaven an effective reality.
Always behave as if nothing had happened, no matter what has happened.
Well, my deliberate opinion is - it's a jolly strange world.
Pessimism, when you get used to it, is just as agreeable as optimism.