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I really don't like going out. I don't like restaurants because I don't like the idea of someone, a waitress, being responsible for my evening. I like seconds, and more, and lots of conversation, and I've always hated the idea that in a restaurant an evening just ends. I find that incredibly depressing.

But I love how people who are musical, they know how to dress.

David and Dad didn't get along too well growing up. I mean we all got along, but it was harder on David, because David wasn't going to be the son that Dad wanted. But now they're like best friends.

I always got along with all types of people - popular people as well as drug addicts.

I hate playing pretty or sane people. Most people are not attractive or all there.

I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you're stupid.

Books are challenging and inspirational to me.

I have always wanted a bunny and I'll always have a rabbit the rest of my life.

I have no desire to carry a movie.

I just like to have the ideas. Other people can help see them through.

But I always like to play ugly people who think they're pretty.

More men than women like 'Strangers With Candy'. Pretty girls don't like the show. They don't like to see an ugly lady.

I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive.

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy.

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper.