The only time a wife listens to her husband is when he's asleep.
A man is in general better pleased when he has a good dinner upon his table, than when his wife talks Greek.
Nothing flatters a man as much as the happiness of his wife; he is always proud of himself as the source of it.
By taking a second wife he pays the highest compliment to the first, by showing that she made him so happy as a married man, that he wishes to be so a second time.
You slam a politician, you make out he's the devil, with horns and hoofs. But his wife loves him, and so did all his mistresses.
I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it.
Greater love hath no man than to attend the Episcopal Church with his wife.
If you let a bully come in your front yard, he'll be on your porch the next day and the day after that he'll rape your wife in your own bed.
Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it.
So Ham's wife that was preserved on the Ark was a Negro of the seed of Cain and there was a priestly purpose in it, that the Devil would have a representation as well as God.
I guess the worst day I have had was when I had to stand up in rehab in front of my wife and daughter and say 'Hi, my name is Sam and I am an addict.'
I married him because he told me it was the only way he could protect me. If we were just manager and client, my family could do whatever they wanted to get me back, but if I was his wife, they couldn't.
Heaven will be no heaven to me if I do not meet my wife there.
There was a whole display set up of all the X-Men paraphernalia. My wife couldn't resist telling this 5-year-old boy that I was Wolverine. The little kid looked up at me and he was staring at me.
I have a wife and a son, but the gay rumors have started. I guess it's a sign that I'm moving up the ladder.