The job of arguing with the umpire belongs to the manager, because it won't hurt the team if he gets thrown out of the game.
I didn't mean to hit the umpire with the dirt, but I did mean to hit that bastard in the stands.
Baseball is a game where a curve is an optical illusion, a screwball can be a pitch or a person, stealing is legal and you can spit anywhere you like except in the umpire's eye or on the ball.
Many baseball fans look upon an umpire as a sort of necessary evil to the luxury of baseball, like the odor that follows an automobile.
You had to pitch in and out. The zone didn't belong to the hitters; it belonged to the pitchers. Today, if you pitch too far inside, the umpire would stop you right there. I don't think it's fair.
An angry player can't argue with the back of an umpire who is walking away.
Your job is to umpire for the ball and not the player.
Take pride in your work at all times. Remember, respect for an umpire is created off the field as well as on.
As a whole, the managers today are different in temperament. Most have very good communication skills and are more understanding of the umpire's job. That doesn't mean they are better managers. It just means that I perceive today's managers a bit differently.
Anyone interested in becoming a professional umpire and becoming eligible to work in the minor leagues must attend one of the two umpire schools sanctioned by Major League Baseball.
When I was 14, I played in a summer league. One night the chief umpire asked me if I would like to try umpiring. There was a Little League tournament coming up and he needed more umpires than he had.
No one respects the umpire's job more than I do; but, if I were a manager, I would probably be ejected three or four times a season fighting for my team.
Our students learn more in 30 days than one could learn in 30 years without our training. To really maximize your potential as an umpire, you need to get a solid foundation as soon as you can.
My dad was a carpenter and I would work with him during the summer and umpire on the nights I wasn't playing.
Most plays that are missed by the umpire are caused by the umpire not reading those cues early enough and making the proper adjustments.