The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it.
When I give a man an office, I watch him carefully to see whether he is swelling or growing.
Never attempt to murder a man who is committing suicide.
A man who wants time to read and write must let the grass grow long.
Pregnancy is a kind of miracle. Especially so in that it proves that a man and woman can conspire to force God to create a new soul.
The great challenge working on this show for me is wearing polyester all day long and having the worst haircut known to man at the top of my head and sitting under fluorescent lights. That is America, people. Polyester, bad haircuts, under fluorescent lights.
I'm crazy about my father, he's an amazing man, a real adventurer. He took us with him to travel all over the world. We were in places that were so remote, that white people hardly ever reach them.
One man's wage increase is another man's price increase.
To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.
The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise.
He's an honest man - you could shoot craps with him over the telephone.
Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter who made the money.
A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie.
I'm very flattered, but I don't think I'm the sexiest man on the planet.
The average man is a conformist, accepting miseries and disasters with the stoicism of a cow standing in the rain.