I suffered, I really suffered, with all three of my husbands. And I tried damn hard with all three, starting each marriage certain that it was going to last until the end of my life. Yet none of them lasted more than a year or two.
How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?
Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.
I never saved my money. Whenever I worked in the past, I would spend it on my family or my husbands.
I should like to know what is the proper function of women, if it is not to make reasons for husbands to stay at home, and still stronger reasons for bachelors to go out.
The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.
My observation is that women are merely waiting for their husbands to assume leadership.
Tell your husbands any bad news when everything is calm, not just as they come through the door.
Women must not shout back when their husbands come home and shout at them for any reason.
The husbands, who sometimes have another family who's grown, are going, Now I can spend time with my baby. Oh yeah, I bet your other family is really thrilled.
The faults of husbands are often caused by the excess virtues of their wives.
Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended.
I'm still friends with all my exes, apart from my husbands.
A woman asking "Am I good? Am I satisfied?" is extremely selfish. The less women fuss about themselves, the less they talk to other women, the more they try to please their husbands, the happier the marriage is going to be.
Wives in their husbands' absences grow subtler, And daughters sometimes run off with the butler.