For women who turn to welfare, Big Brother becomes Husband.
The gun lobby finds waiting periods inconvenient. You have only to ask my husband how inconvenient he finds his wheelchair from time to time.
My husband and I were very in love, and I had no reason to suspect that his interests lay anywhere else.
For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward.
The husband and wife are one, and that one is the husband.
I'm very fond of Norfolk. My husband came from there and the kids love it. Devon is beautiful, too.
Beauty, n: the power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.
I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting.
I really take pride in the relationship that I have with my husband.
To catch a husband is an art; to hold him is a job.
My husband does so many romantic things for me, it's absurd.
As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.
I know my husband really loves me because he takes me to have ribs. He says I'm the only girl he ever took out who actually ate anything on her plate, as opposed to pushing it around.
My husband thinks he's compromising if we have one cook instead of three.
I guess if you're lucky enough not to have to pay your rent, then you or I take much more seriously the kind of work that I do, what it takes for me to leave two teenagers of my own and six stepchildren and a husband and four grandchildren.