January 30th will be a historic day for the Middle East and the world. The Iraqi people will take the next step toward a free and democratic society as they place their votes for a transitional Iraqi government.

On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it.

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep.

It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.

It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

We must make it an imperative duty of our government to protect the gifts which Nature has bestowed on America and to insure the maintenance of a clean, healthy, wholesome environment for our people.

I believe that government is the servant of the people and not their master.

It is often said by reformers that government should be conducted upon business principles.

This United States Government should go down to Mississippi and protect my people. That is what should happen.

We need to continue our full support of the nascent Iraqi government by helping to rebuild their economic infrastructure and maintain security while training the Iraqi security forces.

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.