There is a difference between happiness and wisdom: he that thinks himself the happiest man is really so; but he that thinks himself the wisest is generally the greatest fool.

People have discovered that they can fool the devil; but they can't fool the neighbors.

To the wise, life is a problem; to the fool, a solution.

I go out there and make a fool of myself. It's inevitable.

Television is a powerful medium that has to be used for something better than sitcoms and police shows. On the other hand, if you don't recognize the forces that play on what people watch and what they don't then you're a fool and you should be in a different business.

I would be a fool to deny my own abilities.

Even a fool knows you can't touch the stars, but it won't keep the wise from trying.

Life is a dream for the wise, a game for the fool, a comedy for the rich, a tragedy for the poor.

It's impossible to work under conditions where they confused negativity with objectivity. You can't fool the fans.

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense.

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

The trouble with this country is that there are too many politicians who believe, with a conviction based on experience, that you can fool all of the people all of the time.

A wise person does at once, what a fool does at last. Both do the same thing; only at different times.