In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.
There are basically two types of people. People who accomplish things, and people who claim to have accomplished things. The first group is less crowded.
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first.
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
In my first film, Five Corners, I played a very scary, violent crazed character, and it exposed me to a lot of directors.
To be happy in this world, first you need a cell phone and then you need an airplane. Then you're truly wireless.
I'm very fast on teaching guys. Like, when I came over here, I only had two rehearsals with the band. I wondered when I first got here... but it sure came up great.
There is one major problem with anti-virus software: It needs updating. Users cannot be relied upon to have even the anti-virus software in the first place, let alone be able or willing to pay for the updates.
The first rule of management is delegation. Don't try and do everything yourself because you can't.
It's so funny because I listen to songs that I recorded that I didn't really know anything about at the time. Later on I'm starting to feel the songs. Sing them first, feel them later.
First, then, State Socialism, which may be described as the doctrine that all the affairs of men should be managed by the government, regardless of individual choice.
I've always considered myself an actor first and foremost.
I generally wake up, exercise and read through a huge amount of newspapers. I get to the office somewhere between 7:30 and 8:00 - my brothers and I are always the first ones in.