Yeardley Smith quotes | Thousands Of Quotes

Search for quotes

A man who envies our family is a man who needs help.

Everybody sort of questioned why we get married on New Year's Day, and of course, the avid sports fans wouldn't come, because they had to watch the Rose Bowl or whatever that is on that day.

Is your remarkably sexist drivel intentional, or just some horrible mistake?

Yeardley Smith

Mistake

Romance is dead - it was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.

Yeardley Smith

Romance

Disney

Oh no, the dead have risen and they're voting Republican.

Yeardley Smith

Republican

Voting