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I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live happily ever laughter.
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God
Language
Laughter
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
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People
Laughter
Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.
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Connection
Language
Laughter
I believe that love and laughter can only happen when one person takes the time to think about what would cause the other person to feel good.
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Love
Time
Cause
Laughter
I believe there is a direct correlation between love and laughter.
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Love
Laughter
I fed my ego, but not my soul.
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Soul
Ego
I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering.
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Women
Dream
American
Girls
If love is the treasure, laughter is the key.
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Love
Key
Laughter
Treasure
In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.
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Propaganda
Russia
Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list.
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Men
Crime
Homosexuality
Prison
Punishment
Russia
Waiting
Years
It's kind of bittersweet. The human spirit is not measured by the size of the act, but by the size of the heart.
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Heart
Act
Spirit
Balance is so important in our lives. In our busy world, we can give ourselves balance between thinking and feeling.
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Balance
Feeling
Thinking
World
My father described this tall lady who stands in the middle of the New York harbor, holding high a torch to welcome people seeking freedom in America. I instantly fell in love.
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Love
Father
People
America
Freedom
Lady
Never having alone time is real tough on people.
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Time
People
We have a choice - we can both think and feel, using our heads and our hearts.
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Choice