If I were running the world I would have it rain only between 2 and 5 a.m. Anyone who was out then ought to get wet.
If I didn't start painting, I would have raised chickens.
If at first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything.
I divide all readers into two classes: those who read to remember and those who read to forget.
God speaks to me not through the thunder and the earthquake, nor through the ocean and the stars, but through the Son of Man, and speaks in a language adapted to my imperfect sight and hearing.
A well-ordered life is like climbing a tower; the view halfway up is better than the view from the base, and it steadily becomes finer as the horizon expands.
A student never forgets an encouraging private word, when it is given with sincere respect and admiration.
A cat pours his body on the floor like water. It is restful just to see him.
A bibliophile of little means is likely to suffer often. Books don't slip from his hands but fly past him through the air, high as birds, high as prices.
In a start-up company, you basically throw out all assumptions every three weeks.
If happiness truly consisted in physical ease and freedom from care, then the happiest individual would not be either a man or a woman; it would be, I think, an American cow.
You can learn more about human nature by reading the Bible than by living in New York.
If you develop the absolute sense of certainty that powerful beliefs provide, then you can get yourself to accomplish virtually anything, including those things that other people are certain are impossible.
The fear of life is the favorite disease of the 20th century.
You can be deprived of your money, your job and your home by someone else, but remember that no one can ever take away your honor.