I usually get my stuff from people who promised somebody else that they would keep it a secret.

Hollywood is where they shoot too many pictures and not enough actors.

Hollywood is a place where they place you under contract instead of under observation.

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid.

Broadway is a main artery of New York life - the hardened artery.

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is kicking you in the seat of the pants.

The best way to get along is never to forgive an enemy or forget a friend.

The only ones who like Milton Berle are his mother - and the public.

The same thing happened today that happened yesterday, only to different people.

Today's gossip is tomorrow's headline.

We must not indulge in unfavorable views of mankind, since by doing it we make bad men believe they are no worse than others, and we teach the good that they are good in vain.

Too many people expect wonders from democracy, when the most wonderful thing of all is just having it.

A friend is one who walks in when others walk out.

Nothing recedes like success.